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lighterthanair*attempts to stand up*
*both ankles give out at once*
*falls to the floor*
Seriously, body? Seriously? It wasn't bad enough that I hurt my back and hips today while getting groceries? It's not enough for you that I've been so tired lately that walking straight is a chore? No, no, not enough. You have to make both of my ankles fuck up at the exact same time.
Fuck you, body. I'm-a get some milk and you can't stop me! *crawls to the kitchen*
Chronicles of my life, ladies and gentlemen. *facepalm*
*both ankles give out at once*
*falls to the floor*
Seriously, body? Seriously? It wasn't bad enough that I hurt my back and hips today while getting groceries? It's not enough for you that I've been so tired lately that walking straight is a chore? No, no, not enough. You have to make both of my ankles fuck up at the exact same time.
Fuck you, body. I'm-a get some milk and you can't stop me! *crawls to the kitchen*
Chronicles of my life, ladies and gentlemen. *facepalm*
